I love these.
... But it's just no fun without definitions.
So, here are some of mine:
bounTEA - free items received when one places a tea order
chariTEA - when a tea lover gives tea to those less fortunate than himself/herself
civiliTEA - the way one should behave at a tea party
clariTEA - what tea brings when one drinks it
commitTEA - a group of tea tasters
cruelTEA - depriving someone of tea
difficulTEA - trying to find good tea in a grocery store
duTEA - a tea lover's moral obligation to share the enjoyment of tea with others
equiTEA - how much tea one has at a given time
essentialiTEA - good water (in relation to making good tea)
frailTEA - the tendency of tea to turn bitter when brewed improperly
generosiTEA - when a tea lover shares his/her tea with someone
hearTEA - a strong tea
hostiliTEA - how a tea lover feels when someone brings them a bag of lousy tea at a nice restaurant
humaniTEA - people who actively drink tea
identiTEA - the kinds of tea each individual person enjoys drinking
impartialiTEA - when someone isn't biased toward a particular tea before tasting it
individualiTEA - the characteristics that distinguish one tea from another
mortaliTEA - how long a tea can be stored in the cupboard before it goes bad
naiveTEA - a lack of knowledge about tea
nasTEA - a tea of very low quality
nutTEA - thinking bag teas are better than loose leaf teas
piTEA - what tea lovers feel for those who think grocery-store-bought bag teas are as good as it gets
proprieTEA - following the proper brewing methods for making tea
puriTEA - how suitable a water source is for making tea
qualiTEA - how good a tea is
sensitiviTEA - the capacity of someone to appreciate more subtle teas
simpliciTEA - what tea brings back into the lives of modern people
specialTEA - a particularly high-grade, rare tea
suitabiliTEA - how well a tea pairs with a particular meal
varieTEA - the different kinds of tea
velociTEA - how long a tea takes to arrive after being ordered, combined with the direction of travel