I recieved an email, it said go to the park and recieve a free cup of tea under a magical rainbow. Be there at 9:30 it demanded.
Well, i went to that park at the stated time, and to my suprise it was a trap. I heard footsteps behind me and as i turned a large, heavy sack was thrown over my head.
And although I couldn't see my assailent, I could smell him. And the scent of Fuka was in the air...Chip.
Chip tried to drown me like a kitten in a big brown bag as i was thrown into a river of frigid temperautures.
But by an act of God i was accidently saved by spacesamurai who was fishing at 9:30 along the river that night. His hook snagged my bag and he reeled me in.
Once on shore I was freed from my satchel hell.
And now I return.
Anyways, whats up guys?