Oh, it was a silly discussion about how some users can be annoying and some just downright endearing. (Fear not, Tomasini...you are definitely endearing!)
Someone had mentioned something about how many new users should have 'restrictions,' which led to a discussion of neutering and because I'd called Tomasini a playful puppy earlier in the conversation, someone mentioned a neutering technique involving a pair of bricks and blunt force trauma. Then someone said something about how there should be a poll on taking the bricks to the puppy to see who could catch the reference...and yeah. It escalated.
It was a very, very, very silly conversation.