Another Tea Parody

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Another Tea Parody

Postby tomasini » Nov 25th, '07, 12:13

Early in the morning, risin' to the street
Brew me up that darjeeling and I strap shoes on my feet
Got to find a reason, a reason my teas gone
Got to find a reason why my tins are all gone
I got a green tea bag, and I can still brew tea
I can brew some sencha like a mother fʚ*$%$g riot

Well, green is (too good), so brew the one you got
'Cause you might get gunpowder when ya water gets hot
Never in a baggy I just use it on my desk
Never even compare cause I know loose is the best
Take a small example, take a cup from me
Take all of your lipton, give it all to charity
Tea is what I got
It's within my reach
And the Adagio style's still straight from Jersey Beach
It all comes back to you, you'll finally get what you deserve
Try and test that you're bound to get served
Tea is what I got
Don't start a riot
You'll taste it when the water gets hot

Green tea', is what I got, I said remember that
Oolong, is what I got, I said remember that
White tea', is what I got, I said remember that
Black tea, is what I got

(That's) why I will cry when my tea blows away
I don't get angry at the bills I have to pay
AS long as my tea makes it into my pot
I’ll bring my own kettle so don’t even start to mock
Bewin’ and drinkin’', it's all the same
Talkin on teachat’s the only way to stay sane
Let the brewin', let the brewin' come back to me

Hot tea', is what I got, I said remember that
Loose tea', is what I got, I said remember that
Herbal', is what I got, I said remember that
Sinensis', is what I got, I got I got I got

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Postby Wesli » Nov 25th, '07, 14:00

Sublimitea?

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Postby Space Samurai » Nov 25th, '07, 14:23

"Talkin on teachat is the only way to stay sane."

:D

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Postby CynTEAa » Nov 25th, '07, 17:26

Love it! Wooo! :D

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Postby twistedinside » Nov 27th, '07, 03:16

love it!

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