My ideal tea vendor has hundreds of types of pu-erh.
Clinical Diagnosis: Monomania.
Jagori wrote:I only really drink Puerh, so I voted for small and specialized.
Commonly found on teachat, usually in the form of Senchamania, Matchamania, or Puerhmania ( also called Pumania, not to be confused with Poohmania which is the obsession with honey trees and red vests or Poopmania which is considered deviant in most situations)
Sadly, most of the afflicted are untreatable. In rare cases a small but steady dose of High Grade Oolongs can temporarily relieve the symptoms, but most regress eventually. There are some experimental and highly controversial methods currently being explored in Argentina involving Lipton Tea bags, chlorinated tap water and microwaves, but these are considered more in the realm of torture rather than treatment by the larger psychiatric community.
Suggest Course of Action:
The only human course of Treatment would be a continuous consumption of the desired tea.
Gong Fu Up Bruthas and Sistas!