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Offer: 1 Wife

Posted: Feb 20th, '08, 22:28
by Space Samurai
She's moderately used but cleans up nice. Will trade for tea. No returns accepted.

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Posted: Feb 20th, '08, 22:30
by Mary R
Does she cook and clean? And what is her position on child care?


I do have some matcha that may pique your interest...

Posted: Feb 20th, '08, 22:43
by Wesli
Plug it, Mary. This one is mine.

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Posted: Feb 20th, '08, 22:48
by Mary R
Hey, I've got two brothers that don't have a prayer when it comes to wooing the ladies. I've got motivation to start a bidding war.


I'll throw in some fukamushi with that matcha...

Posted: Feb 20th, '08, 22:53
by Space Samurai
hmmm, I'm listening.

Posted: Feb 20th, '08, 22:55
by Wesli
5 hours with, and one free custom piece from Hokujo (Mr. Shimizu Genji).

Posted: Feb 20th, '08, 22:57
by Pentox
Hm, I don't know what would be a good offer here. I would say either a kilo of some nice matcha or a sample tin of some kyobancha. What's the upkeep like?

Posted: Feb 20th, '08, 22:59
by tenuki
Space better be offering a couple of highly aged prime puerh along with the wife for anyone to even be thinking about this.

Wives used to come with big dowrys for a very good reason.....

Posted: Feb 20th, '08, 23:05
by Mary R
'Cmon...these losers need massive help!

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What say we throw in some kukicha and a new kyusu?

Posted: Feb 20th, '08, 23:06
by Wesli
Just because she's being sold as a wife, doesn't meant that is what she will become. But I agree, wives should come with dowrys.

Posted: Feb 20th, '08, 23:07
by Pentox
Mary R wrote:'Cmon...these losers need massive help!

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What say we throw in some kukicha and a new kyusu?
Damn, now there's a charity case waiting to happen. I'll toss in some gunpowder for Mary's offer.

Posted: Feb 20th, '08, 23:17
by Eastree
And you want THEM to have the opportunity to reproduce?! Think, Mary! there'll be more like them!

Posted: Feb 20th, '08, 23:21
by Mary R
You bring up an aspect of this plan I had not yet considered.

Space, I regret to say that I must drop out of the bidding war. I hope your wife enjoys her new home with Wes. At least it'll never be a dull moment in Oregon.

Re: Offer: 1 Wife

Posted: Feb 22nd, '08, 00:10
by hop_goblin
Space Samurai wrote:She's moderately used but cleans up nice. Will trade for tea. No returns accepted.

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OMG LMAO