I am not sure if I am being serious or not.
But what about bacon tea?
I have seen bacon candy, gum, candles and lip balm.
A store around here even sells smoked fat to put on your food.
I think it could work if you used a black tea and added some hint of bacon and maybe maple.
Would be a good weekend breakfast tea.
or maybe bacon pu erh tea?
but that just sounds so wrong somehow.
Anyways if your company decides to try this please send me a gc or a sample since it was my idea.