The Festivus Miracle Blend

by **bsteele** » Dec 2nd, '09, 14:41

The Festivus Miracle Blend

by bsteele » Dec 2nd, '09, 14:41

Festivus is just around the corner, so I created a blend to be enjoyed during this Festivus season.

40% Spiced Apple Chai, 40% Ginger, and 20% Caramel

Gather round the Festivus Pole... air your grievances... perhaps there will be a Festivus Miracle or two.

So don't be without a cup of The Festivus Miracle blend on December 23.

For every purchase, I will donate $150 in your name to The Human Fund. The Human Fund: Money for People. :wink:

Cheers

by **RachelC** » Dec 2nd, '09, 19:53

Re: The Festivus Miracle Blend

by RachelC » Dec 2nd, '09, 19:53

This is beyond FREAKIN' AWESOME!!! I am literally rolling on the floor laughing. Way to go on a such a creative blend and a very Happy Festivus to you! :lol:

by **Chip** » Dec 2nd, '09, 20:15

Re: The Festivus Miracle Blend

by Chip » Dec 2nd, '09, 20:15

But ... but, who are you gonna have to wrestle this Festivus?

I don't know, seems this tea is a tea about nothing. Nothing, absolutely nothing.

We might ask, why should we buy this tea, but I guess you would just say, because it is on TC ...

Not yet it isn't ...

:twisted:

by **RachelC** » Dec 2nd, '09, 23:40

Re: The Festivus Miracle Blend

by RachelC » Dec 2nd, '09, 23:40

Chip wrote:But ... but, who are you gonna have to wrestle this Festivus?

I don't know, seems this tea is a tea about nothing. Nothing, absolutely nothing.

We might ask, why should we buy this tea, but I guess you would just say, because it is on TC ...

Not yet it isn't ...

That's so wrong...pure evil. :evil:

Where is your Festivus spirit? :lol:

by **Chip** » Dec 3rd, '09, 01:05

Re: The Festivus Miracle Blend

by Chip » Dec 3rd, '09, 01:05

Of course you know ... Festivus was born on Seinfeld ... a show about "nothing?"

by **bsteele** » Dec 3rd, '09, 09:41

Re: The Festivus Miracle Blend

by bsteele » Dec 3rd, '09, 09:41

Chip wrote:We might ask, why should we buy this tea....

Don't YOU want to make a difference in the world??? Don't you want to help other people that are humans?? :cry:

by **RachelC** » Dec 3rd, '09, 10:41

Re: The Festivus Miracle Blend

by RachelC » Dec 3rd, '09, 10:41

Hey I'm Human...Cool. Happy Festivus!

by **bsteele** » Dec 23rd, '09, 14:15

Happy Festivus!

by bsteele » Dec 23rd, '09, 14:15

Festivus is here! Festivus is here!

Gather round the aluminum Festivus pole!

by **Chip** » Dec 23rd, '09, 17:56

Re: The Festivus Miracle Blend

by Chip » Dec 23rd, '09, 17:56

The syndication owners of Seinfeld have contacted Adagio through legal representatives, demanding this FesTEAvus be canceled and all sold blends be repossessed and a sizable donation be made by Adagio to the Human Fund C/O G.Kostanza@HumanFund.net.

Failure to comply will result in the violators being required to wrestle George's father in true Festivus fashion.

Adagio in response has doubled production, claiming these will become collector's items due to the increased publiciTEA.

It will take a Festivus miracle to resolve this dispute.

by **RachelC** » Dec 23rd, '09, 19:46

Re: The Festivus Miracle Blend

by RachelC » Dec 23rd, '09, 19:46

Chip wrote:The syndication owners of Seinfeld have contacted Adagio through legal representatives, demanding this FesTEAvus be canceled and all sold blends be repossessed and a sizable donation be made by Adagio to the Human Fund C/O G.Kostanza@HumanFund.net.

Failure to comply will result in the violators being required to wrestle George's father in true Festivus fashion.

Adagio in response has doubled production, claiming these will become collector's items due to the increased publiciTEA.

It will take a Festivus miracle to resolve this dispute.

OMG!!! I am rolling on the floor laughing. Happy Festivus to all. Although, I think I need a new Festivus pole. After years of Festivus joy my pole is rusty. Perhaps the Human Fund can provide a new one by donation of course. :lol: