An odd aircraft landed nearby a week or so ago, and I have seen what appears to be an alien-like creature hanging out around my car every night ... maybe he needs some parts for his "ship." Or he is waiting for a chance to attack me for food?
I finally was able to snap a phew phuzzy phone photos as proof of his existance which I submit for your approval before I go public with them. His arms raised in an attempt to intimidate! His nocturnal vision eyes glowed in the moonlight of our otherwise pitchblack locale.