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Offer: 1 Wife

Postby Space Samurai » Feb 20th, '08, 23:28

She's moderately used but cleans up nice. Will trade for tea. No returns accepted.

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Postby Mary R » Feb 20th, '08, 23:30

Does she cook and clean? And what is her position on child care?


I do have some matcha that may pique your interest...
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Postby Wesli » Feb 20th, '08, 23:43

Plug it, Mary. This one is mine.

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Postby Mary R » Feb 20th, '08, 23:48

Hey, I've got two brothers that don't have a prayer when it comes to wooing the ladies. I've got motivation to start a bidding war.


I'll throw in some fukamushi with that matcha...
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Postby Space Samurai » Feb 20th, '08, 23:53

hmmm, I'm listening.
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Postby Wesli » Feb 20th, '08, 23:55

5 hours with, and one free custom piece from Hokujo (Mr. Shimizu Genji).
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Postby Pentox » Feb 20th, '08, 23:57

Hm, I don't know what would be a good offer here. I would say either a kilo of some nice matcha or a sample tin of some kyobancha. What's the upkeep like?
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Postby tenuki » Feb 20th, '08, 23:59

Space better be offering a couple of highly aged prime puerh along with the wife for anyone to even be thinking about this.

Wives used to come with big dowrys for a very good reason.....
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Postby Mary R » Feb 21st, '08, 00:05

'Cmon...these losers need massive help!

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What say we throw in some kukicha and a new kyusu?
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Postby Wesli » Feb 21st, '08, 00:06

Just because she's being sold as a wife, doesn't meant that is what she will become. But I agree, wives should come with dowrys.
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Postby Pentox » Feb 21st, '08, 00:07

Mary R wrote:'Cmon...these losers need massive help!

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What say we throw in some kukicha and a new kyusu?


Damn, now there's a charity case waiting to happen. I'll toss in some gunpowder for Mary's offer.
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Postby Eastree » Feb 21st, '08, 00:17

And you want THEM to have the opportunity to reproduce?! Think, Mary! there'll be more like them!
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Postby Mary R » Feb 21st, '08, 00:21

You bring up an aspect of this plan I had not yet considered.

Space, I regret to say that I must drop out of the bidding war. I hope your wife enjoys her new home with Wes. At least it'll never be a dull moment in Oregon.
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Re: Offer: 1 Wife

Postby hop_goblin » Feb 22nd, '08, 01:10

Space Samurai wrote:She's moderately used but cleans up nice. Will trade for tea. No returns accepted.

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OMG LMAO
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