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by Proinsias » Apr 7th, '09, 05:53

Portly ginger cat seeks new home.

Lovable, affectionate and a great companion.

Also specializes in trashing teaware when caught trying to eat owners lunch.

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by Victoria » Apr 7th, '09, 09:15

Oh no! What happened?? I would gladly take her, but I have a klutz boy who is an accident waiting to happen.

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by Chip » Apr 7th, '09, 19:55

Yesterday Lil Bit, an oxymoronic naming I had nothing to do with, launched a most expensive Hagi cup, catapolting it across the table.

Seconds before, it was full of sencha sitting on a chataka. Fortunately, I caught it before it tumbled off the table to certain doom.

This is a downside to chataka and Klutzy Katz.

He is available for fire safety demos as he does an awesome stop, drop and roll, unfortunately usually right at our feetz. Please PM me for schedule and fees!

He also does imitations as side work, specializing in Maxatawny Phyl, the famous Groundhog day ... groundhog as seen in Groundhog Day.
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by MarshalN » Apr 7th, '09, 21:01

My cats have never done anything like that, and I have two of them

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by Proinsias » Apr 7th, '09, 22:45

Victoria wrote:Oh no! What happened?? I would gladly take her, but I have a klutz boy who is an accident waiting to happen.
After a trip to the toilet I returned to find him enjoying my lunch, he knew he was in trouble and made his escape to the cat flap via the tea tray. One glass jug and a rather nice cup met their maker.

I thought it was only my daughter, my wife and maybe the other cat that could twist me around their little finger but after a good bit of snaking between my legs and lots of demanding snuggles it appears I'm just all round weak as piss.

The downside is that I now might have to buy more teaware, oh noes!

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by Mary R » Apr 7th, '09, 23:43

Chip wrote:Maxatawny Phyl, the famous Groundhog day ... groundhog as seen in Groundhog Day.
Punxsutawney Phil.

Sorry, it's only about an hour from my grandparents' house. I'm very familiar with ol' Phil. Maxatawney is like 4 hours away...by Reading. Which you know. Yeah.

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by Chip » Apr 7th, '09, 23:57

Mary R wrote:
Chip wrote:Maxatawny Phyl, the famous Groundhog day ... groundhog as seen in Groundhog Day.
Punxsutawney Phil.

Sorry, it's only about an hour from my grandparents' house. I'm very familiar with ol' Phil. Maxatawney is like 4 hours away...by Reading. Which you know. Yeah.
Ahhh, a common mistake.

Maxatawny Phyll was the actual star of Groundhog Day when his brother, promiscuous ole Punxs, came down with a serious STD and could not fulfill his contractual obligations.

Thus Lil Bit prefers to support and impersonate the local legend, Max Phyll.

And yeah ... sorry. :twisted:
blah blah blah SENCHA blah blah blah!!!

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by scruffmcgruff » Apr 8th, '09, 00:18

I can tell this is going to be one of those weird threads.

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by bi lew chun » Apr 8th, '09, 00:18

I keep finding one of my cats, Tuna Surprises, on the counter. She seems to be attracted to the smell of dark TGY.

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