Found something in my Bai Mu Dan that shouldn't be there...

[aKnightWhoSaysNi]

Yes, sometimes they will put pubes into tea that is being exported to the west. It's their way of punishing us for our years of unjust overlordship during the Man-Chu dynasty and after the opium wars.

[Artemis]

Yes, sometimes they will put pubes into tea that is being exported to the west. It's their way of punishing us for our years of unjust overlordship during the Man-Chu dynasty and after the opium wars.

That's both hilarious and disgusting. I'm tempted to go rummage through all of my loose teas and inspect every single tin for other "unwanted" items.

[aKnightWhoSaysNi]

Hey, I'll take what they put in the tea over what they apparently put in the coke any day. Think back to those grade-school rhymes. I'm full of bad jokes

[reincarnate]

A hair used to gross me out a lot - but it depends on what it's in. If I found one in tea today, I wouldn't be too bothered about it (unless it was a bunch f hair). I would defiantly find Pai Mu Tan that had hair in it more tasty then this lotus tea i purchased recently without hairs ha ha!

[aKnightWhoSaysNi]

I found three rather long hairs (probably belonging to a female, or a hippie) in my King of Puerh arbor cake. Well, that may be one of the reasons that we rinse Puerh before we drink it.