Dec 2nd, '09, 13:41
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by bsteele » Dec 2nd, '09, 13:41
Festivus is just around the corner, so I created a blend to be enjoyed during this Festivus season.
40% Spiced Apple Chai, 40% Ginger, and 20% Caramel
Gather round the Festivus Pole... air your grievances... perhaps there will be a Festivus Miracle or two.
So don't be without a cup of
The Festivus Miracle blend on December 23.
For every purchase, I will donate $150 in your name to The Human Fund. The Human Fund: Money for People.
Cheers
Dec 2nd, '09, 18:53
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by RachelC » Dec 2nd, '09, 18:53
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by Chip » Dec 2nd, '09, 19:15
But ... but, who are you gonna have to wrestle this Festivus?
I don't know, seems this tea is a tea about nothing. Nothing,
absolutely nothing.
We might ask, why should we buy this tea, but I guess you would just say, because it is on TC ...
Not yet it isn't ...
Dec 2nd, '09, 22:40
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by RachelC » Dec 2nd, '09, 22:40
Chip wrote:But ... but, who are you gonna have to wrestle this Festivus?
I don't know, seems this tea is a tea about nothing. Nothing,
absolutely nothing.
We might ask, why should we buy this tea, but I guess you would just say, because it is on TC ...
Not yet it isn't ...
That's so wrong...pure evil.
Where is your Festivus spirit?
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by Chip » Dec 3rd, '09, 00:05
Of course you know ... Festivus was born on Seinfeld ... a show about "nothing?"
Dec 3rd, '09, 08:41
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by bsteele » Dec 3rd, '09, 08:41
Chip wrote:
We might ask, why should we buy this tea....
Don't
YOU want to make a difference in the world??? Don't you want to help other people that are humans??
Dec 3rd, '09, 09:41
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by RachelC » Dec 3rd, '09, 09:41
Hey I'm Human...Cool. Happy Festivus!
Dec 23rd, '09, 13:15
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by bsteele » Dec 23rd, '09, 13:15
Festivus is here! Festivus is here!
Gather round the aluminum Festivus pole!
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by Chip » Dec 23rd, '09, 16:56
The syndication owners of Seinfeld have contacted Adagio through legal representatives, demanding this FesTEAvus be canceled and all sold blends be repossessed and a sizable donation be made by Adagio to the Human Fund C/O
G.Kostanza@HumanFund.net.
Failure to comply will result in the violators being required to wrestle George's father in true Festivus fashion.
Adagio in response has doubled production, claiming these will become collector's items due to the increased publiciTEA.
It will take a Festivus miracle to resolve this dispute.
Dec 23rd, '09, 18:46
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by RachelC » Dec 23rd, '09, 18:46
Chip wrote:The syndication owners of Seinfeld have contacted Adagio through legal representatives, demanding this FesTEAvus be canceled and all sold blends be repossessed and a sizable donation be made by Adagio to the Human Fund C/O
G.Kostanza@HumanFund.net.
Failure to comply will result in the violators being required to wrestle George's father in true Festivus fashion.
Adagio in response has doubled production, claiming these will become collector's items due to the increased publiciTEA.
It will take a Festivus miracle to resolve this dispute.
OMG!!! I am rolling on the floor laughing. Happy Festivus to all. Although, I think I need a new Festivus pole. After years of Festivus joy my pole is rusty. Perhaps the Human Fund can provide a new one by donation of course.
Dec 23rd, '09, 22:12
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by bsteele » Dec 23rd, '09, 22:12
Brilliant Chip.
And Rachel, for that rusty pole:
http://www.festivuspoles.com
Dec 24th, '09, 00:15
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by ilya » Dec 24th, '09, 00:15
In the next few hours, we will be releasing the next episode of Adagio TeaV that will review The Festivus Miracle tea blend. Stay tuned.
Dec 24th, '09, 09:46
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by RachelC » Dec 24th, '09, 09:46
Can't wait for the review. I am sure it will be hysterical.
I really want to watch that episode of Seinfeld now.
Brian thanks for the tip. Must find me a new Festivus Pole
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by zack » Dec 24th, '09, 15:45
Don't be hero. If I have to, I will singlehandedly repossess all of your festivus tea.
