Oh, this is a great fun topic...
There are so many...
The first that came to mind is
"Hold on to your butts." - Jurassic Park
I typically say this when I back out of our driveway and head
down the hill on a snowy, slicky morning!
I've got lots of favorites from The Jerk (seems like I've written them on another topic here on the TeaChat... so pardon if these are repeats).
"I was born a poor black child"
"Dear Momma,...I have found out what my special purpose is..."
"The new phone books are here. The new phone books are here."
"You win everything to the left of the..., and to the right of the..."
"You should call that dog sh*thead"
And Airplane...that movie is a treasure trove of great quotes!
"I picked a bad day to stop <smoking, drinking, sniffing glue, etc>"
"Hospital? What's that?" "A big building with patients, but that's not important right now."
"Assume crash positions."
What can I say..."funny" sticks in my mind!!!
Dreamer