Whole new spin on tea porn...

[Mary R]

Long story short, I misclicked something and found myself on eBay's Chinese Teapot Gallery. Normally not a big deal...but then I saw a pot description: New Chinese Yixing Zisha Teapot Sexy Pattern. Sexy pattern? The thumbnail just looked like a pear-shaped pot...

Oh my.



Now I need to turn to the cute little bunny to get the image out of my head...but his carrot talk is taking on Freudian connotations! Gak!

[Space Samurai]

lol nice, reminds me of ukiyo-e.

[scruffmcgruff]

Haha! Space I was thinking the *exact* same thing. The style even looks similar-- I didn't realize the Chinese made art like that.

[Wesli]

Ball filter -

Multiple hole -yes

Single hole -

[scruffmcgruff]

Fatal... I think I hate you.

[scruffmcgruff]

I just remembered this doozy:



My question is, why is there some random dude chilling at the top?

One more thing, à la FataliTEA:

# Ventilation hole can be seen underneath the lid.
# Flush funnel.
# Rich yellow color.
...
# In excellent condition.
# Lead free and safe for use.
# Single serving per steeping.

[Mary R]

Dude...that thing is hideous. HID-E-OUS.

[scruffmcgruff]

Yeah, unlike this one, the first sexy teapot isn't horribly ugly.

[Eastree]

I like how the flash reflection "censors" the images in the selling page.