Stuff White People Like #13: Tea

[scruffmcgruff]

I just found the "Stuff White People Like" blog (which is hilarious and, often, very true), and wouldn't you know it, #13 is tea.

[tenuki]

I just found the "Stuff White People Like" blog (which is hilarious and, often, very true), and wouldn't you know it, #13 is tea.

funny blog, it kept me entertained for 6 minutes! which is a lot.

[Victoria]

Pretty funny stuff, thanks for the link!

[Chip]

#11...Asian women...

95% of white males have at one point in their lives, experienced yellow fever.

I deny that this has happened at one point of my life...well, unless you call my whole life one point.

But I must not be all white since I hate coffee.

[scruffmcgruff]

Haha, yes, there are a good deal that do not apply to me, but some others are spot-on.

[Ed]

I knew it had to be there somewhere lolz: #23 Microbreweries

Also #61 Bicyles

lmao @ #40 Apple Products

[scruffmcgruff]

Me:

#86 Shorts
#78 Multilingual Children
#77 Musical Comedy
#63 Expensive Sandwiches
#58 Japan
#57 Juno
#42 Sushi
#40 Apple Products
#23 Microbreweries [not a lot, but I still aspire to the snob-factor associated with it]
#13 Tea
#11 Asian Girls [don't tell the girlfriend]
#10 Wes Anderson Movies

I guess that makes me pretty white, huh?

[Ed]

I'm surprised "Feeling guilty for being white" isn't on the list.

[scruffmcgruff]

I'm surprised "Feeling guilty for being white" isn't on the list.

#14 Having Black Friends

[Space Samurai]

I admit it; I have a thing for asian girls.

I also have a thing for spanish girls, italian girls, english girls, hispanic girls, black girls, american girls, tattooed girls, blonde girls, brunette girls, red haired girls, girls with short hair, girls with long hair, sometimes girls with no hair, innocent girls, slutty girls, tall girls, short girls, thin girls, voluptious girls, pale girls, tan girls, dumb girls, smart girls, shy girls, agressive girls, girls with large boobs, small boobs, two boobs, one boob...

[Proinsias]

Monogamy is just plain mean.

[Mary R]

I'm surprised "Feeling guilty for being white" isn't on the list.

Maybe not properly, but white guilt occurs in the explication of maaaany items.

Me:

88. Having Gay Friends
84. T-Shirts
82. Hating Corporations
81. Graduate School
79. Modern Furniture
75. Threatening to Move to Canada
70. Difficult Breakups
67. Standing Still At Concerts
55. Apologies
54. Kitchen Gadgets (Ok...it's slightly scary how dead on this one is)
47. Arts Degrees
40. Apple Products
28. Not Having a TV
13. Tea
2. Religions Their Parents Don't Belong To

Wow. I'm sure there's a whole ring in hell just for snooty crackers like me.

[scruffmcgruff]

I guess I should say #84 T-Shirts, if for no other reason than that I am proud to have discovered Threadless when it was a new company, before it got popular. (Would this automatically make me fall under #41 Indie music?)

[brandon]

Brent, you will have to come to terms with your secret love for Cat Power sooner or later.

[hop_goblin]

I just found the "Stuff White People Like" blog (which is hilarious and, often, very true), and wouldn't you know it, #13 is tea.

OMG, that was hilarious!!!!