Feb 9th, '09, 16:12
Posts: 1936
Joined: May 22nd, '06, 11:28
Location: Trapped inside a bamboo tong!
by hop_goblin » Feb 9th, '09, 16:12
The Karate Kid - Danielson
The Last Dragon's - Sho-enuff
Bloodsport's - Jean Claude Van Dam
Kungfu's - Old blind Master REMEMBER HE IS BLIND

Feb 9th, '09, 16:39
Posts: 307
Joined: Apr 16th, '08, 04:39
Location: Pennsylvania
by bi lew chun » Feb 9th, '09, 16:39
I don't think the Karate Kid knows any Kungfu.

Feb 9th, '09, 17:17
Posts: 1483
Joined: Mar 19th, '06, 12:42
Location: On the couch
by Proinsias » Feb 9th, '09, 17:17
I think Van Damme's kung fu may also be dangerously close to non-existant.
Is the old blind kung fu master a goodie or a baddie?
I've not seen the last dragon but it looks like sho enuff is a baddie. If the blind master is a goodie I will have to go with him, although he may be defeated in an initial short fight only to win decisively around 40 mins later.
Feb 9th, '09, 19:30
Posts: 1936
Joined: May 22nd, '06, 11:28
Location: Trapped inside a bamboo tong!
by hop_goblin » Feb 9th, '09, 19:30
Proinsias wrote:I think Van Damme's kung fu may also be dangerously close to non-existant.
Is the old blind kung fu master a goodie or a baddie?
I've not seen the last dragon but it looks like sho enuff is a baddie. If the blind master is a goodie I will have to go with him, although he may be defeated in an initial short fight only to win decisively around 40 mins later.
Haha.. The blind Master is a goodie..
You know, this poll is all in good fun.
Feb 9th, '09, 19:55
Posts: 307
Joined: Apr 16th, '08, 04:39
Location: Pennsylvania
by bi lew chun » Feb 9th, '09, 19:55
hop_goblin wrote:You know, this poll is all in good fun.
I would like to choose between Steven Seagal and a potato.
Feb 9th, '09, 20:00
Posts: 1936
Joined: May 22nd, '06, 11:28
Location: Trapped inside a bamboo tong!
by hop_goblin » Feb 9th, '09, 20:00
bi lew chun wrote:hop_goblin wrote:You know, this poll is all in good fun.
I would like to choose between Steven Seagal and a potato.
hehehe
Feb 9th, '09, 20:22
Posts: 2625
Joined: May 31st, '08, 02:44
Location: Portland, OR
by Geekgirl » Feb 9th, '09, 20:22
Where is the Chuck Norris option?
Feb 9th, '09, 20:28
Posts: 727
Joined: Dec 22nd, '07, 21:02
Location: the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the galaxy
by Sydney » Feb 9th, '09, 20:28
The blind master was hard core shaolin mofo.
Monsters frighten their children with stories of him under the bed!
Feb 9th, '09, 21:06
Posts: 1051
Joined: Jul 7th, '07, 01:37
Location: Portland, OR
by ABx » Feb 9th, '09, 21:06
It doesn't matter who he is; you just have to know that in these stories it's always the one that looks most vulnerable that kicks everyone else's ass.
Feb 9th, '09, 21:10
Posts: 1559
Joined: Jan 28th, '07, 02:24
Location: Fort Worth, TX
by Space Samurai » Feb 9th, '09, 21:10
I just want to say, having just watched the three Karate Kids last week as I was sick, that Daniel san doesnt know shit.
Feb 9th, '09, 23:56
Posts: 397
Joined: Jul 18th, '07, 00:49
by fencerdenoctum » Feb 9th, '09, 23:56
Daniel is a one trick pony. Sho'nuff is the Shogun of Harlem. He might just be a karate kickin two bit thug, but he IS the Baddest mofo lowdown around this town.
Frank Dux (sp?) in bloodsport is an unstoppable force of nature, but I hear the fellow this is based on bought all his trophies and is a sham.
Don't know enough about blind master. But I do know he is a master, and blind. The second attribute increases his power quite a bit. However, I've never seen him throw some chop socky.
I'm at a loss.
Feb 10th, '09, 08:57
Posts: 1936
Joined: May 22nd, '06, 11:28
Location: Trapped inside a bamboo tong!
by hop_goblin » Feb 10th, '09, 08:57
Actually, my intentions were to find the cheeziest Kungfu characters.
Feb 10th, '09, 10:53
Posts: 2625
Joined: May 31st, '08, 02:44
Location: Portland, OR
by Geekgirl » Feb 10th, '09, 10:53
Well in that case, I vote for
this guy.
Feb 10th, '09, 12:43
Posts: 2625
Joined: May 31st, '08, 02:44
Location: Portland, OR
by Geekgirl » Feb 10th, '09, 12:43
LOL @ Ninja Dave