Chinese vs. Japanese Greens

[chamekke]

Eddy was joking...

Sorry! I am such a n00b myself, I took the question literally.

I still have to learn who all you guys are ... where is that obsequious bowing emoticon when you need it ... sumimasen deshita

I have taken a liberty of slightly editing Master Ed's post by one letter.

Chamekke...you will try it..andit will be soon!

Thank you - I think - {mystified yet gratified}

[Chip]

Ed, poor guy...FYI, he overcompensates by incessant flirting with the fairer gender.

[Salsero]

the fairer gender

You sound pretty sure that you know which one is more fair. I have my doubts.

[Chip]

the fairer gender

You sound pretty sure that you know which one is more fair. I have my doubts.

You doubt you know which is the fairer gender...or you doubt I know which is the fairer gender???

[Ed]

We still haven't figured out your gender, Chip

[Chip]

We still haven't figured out your gender, Chip

...gender, it is chocolate, of course...dark chocolate specifically.

[bambooforest]

Chip is a human cyborg.

His creators, in Japan, decided to get cute, and placed a special chip inside him which has given him a voracious appetite for sencha. He is a prototype. After the creation of Chip, the Japanese realized there is much fine tuning to be done. And, since, have decided to postpone their cyborg program. No units since him have ever been produced.

The chip they inserted, the one that gives him that unquenchable appetite for sencha was their first error; he's too expensive to operate.

The Japanese sure do have a great sense of humor And I'm sure they wont make this mistake again. : - )

[tenuki]

The chip they inserted, the one that gives him that unquenchable appetite for sencha was their first error; he's too expensive to operate.

ROFLMAO. masterful bamboo!

[Chip]

Chip is a human cyborg.

The chip they inserted, the one that gives him that unquenchable appetite for sencha was their first error; he's too expensive to operate.

The Japanese sure do have a great sense of humor And I'm sure they wont make this mistake again. : - )

Actually it is the dual processors that cost a fortune to keep me running. One runs on high test shincha sencha and the other on dark chocolate.

[scruffmcgruff]

Isn't there a movie from the 80s about an android named Chip? I remember liking it as a little kid, but can't recall the title.

[tenuki]

Isn't there a movie from the 80s about an android named Chip? I remember liking it as a little kid, but can't recall the title.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093649/

[chamekke]

Actually it is the dual processors that cost a fortune to keep me running. One runs on high test shincha sencha and the other on dark chocolate.

And if you put the wrong fuel in the wrong input device - watch out! Chip short-circuits and starts brainwashing people.

"You li-i-i-ike Japanese greens... yes, you do..."

[scruffmcgruff]

Isn't there a movie from the 80s about an android named Chip? I remember liking it as a little kid, but can't recall the title.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093649/

5.6/10... Well, I did say "as a little kid." Thanks for the link, tenuki!

[motokochan]

5.6/10... Well, I did say "as a little kid." Thanks for the link, tenuki!

Don't feel too bad. The books were much better, at least.

[Chip]

Actually it is the dual processors that cost a fortune to keep me running. One runs on high test shincha sencha and the other on dark chocolate.

And if you put the wrong fuel in the wrong input device - watch out! Chip short-circuits and starts brainwashing people.

"You li-i-i-ike Japanese greens... yes, you do..."

And do not even try to slip some bancha in there...or milk chocolate...let's not go there!!!