by treazure » Nov 6th, '08, 08:00
Ya'll better plan on bringing tea with you if you're coming to visit down south. Oh, certainly we have tea. Orange pekoe with lots of sugar, iced. You want silver needles? What are you, some kind of commie pinko hippie drug dealer? Call the cops! (Omegapd will tell you I'm not kidding.)
I nursed a friend following major surgery 2 years ago and stayed there a month. With me went my electric kettle, my small pink teapot which holds 4 cups, strainer, Irish breakfast blend (loose), Constant Comment bags, honey and a jar of instant coffee.
I was hospitalized for a month with pancreatitis, when it got to the point that I could have food, I kept checking the tea thing on the menu and kept getting very sweet iced tea. I asked if I could have a cup of boiling water and a tea bag and got a blank stare.
I'm waiting for the time when one of us on Tea Chat gets pulled over and our carefully wrapped bags of loose green, silver needles, lapsang or even orange pekoe makes the officer think he's got a really good bust.
When it happens, try to look nice for the camera, it will probably make the evening news. Hmm..."And on a lighter side, local police thought they had found a major drug dealer today during a routine traffic stop." Goes to film with about a hundred police cars with the lights going, drug dogs, and unnamed Tea Chatter with a harried expression trying to get at the bags of boodle while screaming "It's TEA, I tell you, TEA!" Goes back to announcer who is giggling, "And that is all it turned out to be. You see, the Unknown Tea Chatter was going to visit friends and had a large amount of various teas with him. The officer appologized and the Tea Chatter was allowed to go about his business. That the news on the lighter side, back to you, Sid."
Jeanne - I never met a tea pot I didn't like.