Commissioning a TeaChat and/or ITD item?

[Salsero]

Badges? WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING BADGES!

I think I have earned a badge, and I want my badge! But no stinking badgers, please. They can be aggressive.

A little off topic, but hey, the whole topic is off topic!

• We don't need no education.
  We don't need no thought control.
  No dark sarcasm in the classroom.
  Teacher leave the kids alone.

Without a badge I am just another brick in the wall.

[Mary R]

Badgers! Spoons! Poking! Much better than merit badges.

Original sin - what a hellish idea.
"Bless me, for I slept with my neighbor's wife."
"Heard it. I want an original sin!"
"Oh! Er...Father, bless me, for I have sinned. I did an original sin, I poked a badger with a spoon."
"Huh. I've never heard of that one before. Very well, say five Hail Marys and two Hello Dollys and call me in the morning."

[Salsero]

"Huh. I've never heard of that one before. Very well, say five Hail Marys and two Hello Dollys and call me in the morning."

Boy, Mary, you're putting me in the mood for confession ...

Mmmm, nothing like a good plenary indulgence after plenty of indulgence.

[scruffmcgruff]

Oh great, the resident pop-culture literati are taking over the thread.

By the way, I wonder if there's a physical law that would describe the number of posts it takes for an ITD thread to go completely bonkers and off-topic!

[Pentox]

you mean like godwin's law?

[Mary R]

Probably the same one for how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll pop.

Say it with me now..."a-one, a-two, a-three!" *CRUNCH!* "Three."

[scruffmcgruff]

you mean like godwin's law?

Exactly, just substitute mention of Hitler for going bonkers.

[Pentox]

you mean like godwin's law?

Exactly, just substitute mention of Hitler for going bonkers.

Ah, and Godwin's law comes true.

[Sydney]

That we stop short of fully demonstrating Godwin's law here when we get fired up is probably to our credit.

Yay us!

[scruffmcgruff]

you mean like godwin's law?

Exactly, just substitute mention of Hitler for going bonkers.

Ah, and Godwin's law comes true.

I think you should get the credit for this one; you made me do it!

Nazi.

[chamekke]

Badgers! Spoons! Poking! Much better than merit badges.

Original sin - what a hellish idea.
"Bless me, for I slept with my neighbor's wife."
"Heard it. I want an original sin!"
"Oh! Er...Father, bless me, for I have sinned. I did an original sin, I poked a badger with a spoon."
"Huh. I've never heard of that one before. Very well, say five Hail Marys and two Hello Dollys and call me in the morning."

Mary, for a second I was really hoping that Eddie Izzard had joined TeaChat. That would have been fun. ("Tea and cake or death!")

Still, if I can't have Eddie, there are always badgers. Here's a little orphaned cutie (unpoked) from the Secret World wildlife sanctuary in Somerset:

[Victoria]

Awwww sweet!

[scruffmcgruff]

I always thought that badgers were so mean, even bears don't mess with them.

Here's my badger:

[Victoria]

Nice looking chawan!

[scruffmcgruff]

Nice looking chawan!

Can't tell if you're referencing that blog post or not (I'm guessing you are), but I use that as a shaving bowl. Though I did mention in my blog that it would work as a chawan too.